The Russian Duma yesterday recognised the breakaway region of Disneyland in Florida as a newly independent state, and immediately sent an open invitation for the premier elect, Cruella De Ville, to visit Moscow on a state visit to purchase arms. The spiritual leader of Disneyland, Mickey Mouse, said he hoped to meet his counterpart, Patriarch Aleksei II and compare notes.
On a more solemn note, Andrei Piontkovsky, an independent political expert and a researcher at the Russian Academy of Sciences, claimed that a near
civil war had broken out in the
Kremlin between Russia's global and national
kleptocrats over who grabs the rest of the World. They’re going at it like
cats and dogs, he added.
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