The conflict in eastern Ukraine has a surrealist, absurdist air to it. Weapons and terrorist fighters - colloquially known as “little green men” - appear seemingly from nowhere (as they did in Crimea), and yet from a well-known source: Russia. Government buildings are occupied. Strange, pseudo-official stamps are issued. The fighters battling the administration in Kyiv use WWII Communist rhetoric throwing the meaningless moniker “fascist” at all who oppose them; they make reference to obscure geographical concepts that were thought to have died with the Russian empire, and attempt to impose a Zhirinovsky/KGB doctrine on another sovereign country.

This is for Putin the dickhead: 

"You're wasting your time. You can't have the Ukraine. It's joining the European civilization, and turning its back on your Asiatic Mongol confederation."