Ukraine not allowed to join EU or NATO—who the hell is this KGB Putin to dictate to sovereign Ukraine what allegiances and alliances it can form or not? Go play with your Ju-Jitsu!

Ukraine must enact a federal constitution so Russia can stir up trouble and do what it did in Crimea—first the Russians park Russians on foreign soil, then they insist they protect them with force of arms—Estonia, Latvia, Konigsberg, Transnistria, Abkhazia, Georgia, Crimea—send the Russians back to Russia! Plenty of room in Siberia.

Ukraine to enact bilingual law making Russian equal to Ukrainian language in Ukraine—so it presumes that Russia is willing to do the same, make Russia bilingual in Ukrainian and Russian-there's enough Ukrainians in Siberia to warrant that, thanks to Stalin.

Ukraine to force people to hand in arms so they can’t defend themselves against Russians—more dictates as to what happens in a sovereign country. Why not tell the US government to force their own population to hand in all the arms in private hands?

Ukraine to acknowledge Russian annexation of Crimea—when hell freezes over that might be considered, but maybe not.

Come on Moscow—get real

Join the 21^st Century

Colonies are History!

A Thought For Putin

Without Words

Russia is full of KGB Thugs!

It’s 1939 all over again and the dozy politicians in the EU and US are doing it again—appeasing Putin for the sake of their rotten economics. When is Chamberlain-Borosso going to step of the plane and wave his silly paper in the air. “Peace in our time,” while the French continue with their Mistral deal, and the EU with their Northstream and Southstream Gazprom deals as if nothing is happening. Maybe we should have Gerhard Schröder in charge of negotiating with the Russians?

 “Pro-Russian politicians and activists in Moldova's breakaway Trans-Dniester region have asked the Russian parliament to draft a law that would allow their territory to join Russia. The region split from Moldova in a war in 1991-92, as the USSR was collapsing. The Trans-Dniestrian appeal comes as Moscow moves towards absorbing Crimea into the Russian Federation. Ethnic Russians dominate Trans-Dniester, with support from Moscow.”

The toothless sanctions imposed so far are tickling the Russians to death? Rogozin thinks they’ve been thought up by a kid—he’s laughing out loud at the pathetic impotent western politicians.

The USSR understood the Iron Curtain, and collapsed under those sanctions. The current nonsense is encouraging the thugs in Trans-Dniestria to repeat the Crimea fiasco.

WHAT’S TO STOP THEM?

Breaking News

Over 159% of Crimean’s voted to Anschluss with Russia. Those voting included Petrograd, the Kremlin and Vladivostok. (Inspired by the KGB voting system)

A particularly strong turnout came from Putin’s office, who voted 112% to join Crimea to Russia. Putin’s office also demanded that all of Ukraine join Russia and be absolved of not being Russian—a crime in Putin’s thinking. 

“We’re working on Poland and the Baltic states holding a similar referendum,” Putin was quoted as saying. “We’d really like for all of Europe to join Russia, the way Königsberg did after WWII, so that we can take a rest from all this Empire re-building. Pity about the USSR going like that. It’s awfully exhausting holding these types of referendums.” 

Of course the French builders of the Mistral class helicopter carrier sent a letter of congratulation to Putin on his success. After all, it might turn into more orders for the French warships. 

Business is business! 

To HELL with morality.

Lavrov has a twisted sense of morality—no shame in all-out lying—then using the word ‘honesty’ dishonestly

Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov, following in the footsteps of Ribbentrop and Molotov, said in Moscow on March 8 that Russia is open to having an "honest (?), equal" dialogue with foreign states on the Russian made crisis in Ukraine, but he insisted that Moscow bears no responsibility for the situation. "They are trying to represent us as a participant in the conflict, which we are not,"  said Lavrov with a smirk. (How screwy can you get? With 20,000 Russian troops in bandit camouflage occupying Crimea?) "This conflict is of an inner-Ukrainian nature (really?), inspired from outside, and not by us (As if Azarov and Yanukovich aren’t Russian puppets instructed by the Kremlin to wreck Ukraine’s economy so that Putin could come in and offer his pathetic last moment $15bn rescue package?). The so-called interim government is not independent (you mean it is)—to our huge regret, it is dependent on the radical nationalists who seized power in an armed attack." (but Russian nationalists seizing power in Crimea is okay? Russian Nazi is fine—Ukrainian nationalists are bad—for Russia) Lavrov also criticized the government in Kyiv for allegedly barring Russian journalists from entering the country, saying it was an assault on freedom of information. (What the hell does Lavrov or Russia’s KGB inspired regime know about the freedom of information?) This is Lavrov and his old twisted communist propagandistic manner in the old 1984 style. Orwell would be proud of him.

Brainwashed by Communism, both Putin and Lavrov can’t abandon their upbringing—it came out in Georgia’s Abkhazia, in Moldova’s Transnistria, again in Georgia’s South Ossetia, and now in Ukraine’s Crimea. Russia thinks it can get away with a Crimea Anschluss. It’s almost ingrained in the Russian DNA—grab, grab, grab. The Tsarist Empire’s foreign policy was perpetuated by Russia’s Communists, and now by Putin’s nationalists. No wonder Zhirinovsky feels at home in Russia’s so-called parliament. The Cold War never ended—it simply went through an Inter-Cold War Period. Russia needs to be isolated from the civilized world to wake them up to what they should NOT be doing. Thugs need to be isolated!

You gonna send these bandits in to rob a bank next? Cos that’s all they’re fit for!

As for Crimea’s election and referendum—you and your North Korean pals are holding their elections about the same time. Maybe you should combine them—and their results? Both would be just as democratic and legal.