Wednesday, 3 September 2008

Russia’s Lower House, the Duma, formally recognises the breakaway province of Disneyland

The Russian Duma yesterday recognised the breakaway region of Disneyland in Florida as a newly independent state, and immediately sent an open invitation for the premier elect, Cruella De Ville, to visit Moscow on a state visit to purchase arms. The spiritual leader of Disneyland, Mickey Mouse, said he hoped to meet his counterpart, Patriarch Aleksei II and compare notes.

On a more solemn note, Andrei Piontkovsky, an independent political expert and a researcher at the Russian Academy of Sciences, claimed that a near civil war had broken out in the Kremlin between Russia's global and national kleptocrats over who grabs the rest of the World. They’re going at it like cats and dogs, he added.

Monday, 25 August 2008

Medvedev copies Hitler—but ignores Sarkozy

President Medvedev of Russia 18/8/08 promised a “shattering blow” against any foreign power that moved against Russian citizens. Substitute “Chancellor Hitler” in place of “President Medvedev” and “German citizens” instead of “Russian citizens,” and we have are the very same threats made in 1939. First HITLER annexed the Rhineland; nobody stopped him. Appeasement! Then he annexed Austria; nobody stopped him. Appeasement! Then he annexed the Sudetenland; nobody stopped him. Appeasement! Then he invaded the rest of Czechoslovakia and still it was appeasement. What the hell, he went for Poland next—since there was only an “allied” paper tiger to oppose him.
One short arse to another—“Naughty, naughty…you must leave Georgia.” Sarkozy on behalf of the EU is serious. Can you read Medvedev’s response? He’s laughing—or is he smirking, while thinking, “He’s even shorter than me and he’s giving me orders.” (My suggestion)

Toothless NATO Tiger Confronts Predatory Russian Bear

Saturday, 23 August 2008

Nuclear threats against NATO’s Poland by a Dunce

Russian dunce Col. Gen. Anatoly Nogovitsyn, deputy chief of the General Staff of the Russian Horde

Col. Gen. Anatoly Nogovitsyn seems to be particularly stupid, which is why he sent his Russian Horde into Georgia. He asks why NATO vessels are in the Black Sea, BECAUSE OF YOU GENERAL! Nuclear threats against a NATO member—Poland, and earlier unacceptable behaviour over some silly bronze statue in Tallinn, Estonia, another NATO member, not to mention the continued occupation of Moldova and Crimea, makes you and your Horde a menace to civilised society.

Russian Narcissism causes Russophobes thanks to Russian Imperialism


A fat Russian in Kyiv was heard moaning, "It's become really hard for us Russians here. Everything is pressure to use Ukrainian and people get really mad if we don't," she said. "But who cares about Ukrainian? Who learns that language?” And with the latter comment this immigrant into another’s country makes most Eastern Europeans hate Russians. The outrageous narcissism of this Russian colonizer who arrogantly dismisses the native Ukrainian language, suggests Russians have no business being let outside Russia since they are not yet civilised enough to be amongst other Europeans.

Tuesday, 19 August 2008

NO Russian winter Olympics in Sochi 2014

In the light of Russia’s aggression against Georgia—the IOC must consider switching the venue for the XXII Olympic Winter Games to:—
ORwhich are far more stable areas of the world AND because

Friday, 15 August 2008

Lessons from Putin Sr. and his Nazi pals

It is being reported that the Russian horde with its mercenaries, currently ravaging Georgia, in some kind of vindictive lesson, is destroying the old military and naval infrastructure left to the Georgians by the withdrawing USSR. The Georgians ought to thank them for this spiteful act as all the smashed equipment will simply be replaced, gratis, by an embarrassed US and EU, who allowed this to happen by denying Georgia NATO membership, with up-to-date modern equipment.

Before the Russians can teach lessons, they will have needed to have learned something, and clearly Judo reactive Adolf Putin has learned nothing—therefore there is nothing they can teach. Judo inspired lessons have no place on the world political scene. The thugs in the Kremlin have NOT thought their dim-witted invasion through at all. The civilised world condemns it, and the one’s who were supposed to be intimidated by it, have instead banded together and have been strengthened by this lunacy. Russia’s reputation is now shit on the International stage. Putin’s rational, however, has clearly been inspired by his dear old papa.
Fighting for the Nazis in 1944, during the suppression of the Warsaw Uprising, was Vladimir Putin’s father, a Nazi collaborator. The first lieutenant on the left (circled in red) may seem familiar. That is because he is Vladimir Spiridonovich Putin, Vladimir Putin Sr. The father of current Russian Premier Vladimir Putin. Three of the soldiers are wearing Russian Cossack uniforms. The second from left is wearing a Nazi uniform. The uniformed Russian Cossacks working with the German officer are members of General Vlasov's collaborationist army which during WW2 defected to the invading Nazi Germans. Now it seems clear to me where Adolf Putin picked up his authoritarian habits—from Putin Sr. (red circle) and his Nazi pals.

Wednesday, 13 August 2008

Tuesday, 12 August 2008

Dysfunctional Russian Leaders


The Georgians seem to have been suckered into attacking their wayward province of South Ossetia in that the South Ossetian Russian mercenaries provoked the Georgians by firing on them. The Georgians responded by shelling them in return, which then gave the excuse for the Russian “peacekeepers” into attacking Georgia with overwhelming force.

It doesn’t show how clever the Russians are, with people quoting Clausewitz, but it does show instead how predatory the Russians are. The Nazi Germans did exactly the same just prior to invading Poland. Russia’s behaviour reminds me of the US invasion of Grenada in 1983. I was appalled by that US manoeuvre as I am sickened by the present Russian THUGS.

Look what you’ve done you Russian thugs

The Russians now talk about “regime change” as if that were their business. My sincerest hope is that the Georgians will instead rally around their President Shakashvilli, and instead of the ex Soviet nations quaking in their shoes at Russia’s gangster behaviour, they will look to their defences and enlarge GUAM. The Ukrainians have never feared Russia because the Ukraine has the military clout to hit Russia hard—and I would flatten the Kremlin as a lesson to those bullies. The Ukrainians have the missiles to do that. Чорт пабрал вас, Расейская скурва блять!

Sunday, 10 August 2008

Canny Scots

The canny Scots have kept the best for themselves and left Westminster with their outcasts

Saturday, 9 August 2008

Russian “peacekeepers” — a sick JOKE

Another gripe from my carer.

So called Russian “peacekeepers” have currently grabbed two provinces of Georgia, the eastern part of Moldova, and are threatening Ukraine’s Crimea. Hitler called such “peacekeepers” — the SS.

Russia’s “peacekeepers” are currently trying to annexe the Georgian province of South Ossetia, having already done so with the Georgian province of Abkhazia. The eastern part of Moldova has been annexed by these same “peacekeepers” producing the fictitious entity of "Transnistriya".
When Moscow adopted the imperial insignia from the Tsarist days it presaged its aspirations, and was a precursor to their ambitions. There is a sickness in the Kremlin which equates Imperial desires with strength, however, it is in fact the same analogy as with a school yard bully who throws his weight around because he’s too stupid not to. The Russians have a long history of bullying: 1930’s Holodomor in the Ukraine; 1944 Ethnic cleansing of the Crimean Tatars including the Kalmyks, Chechens, Ingush, Balkars, Karachays, and Meskhetian Turks from the Caucasus; More than 200,000 people are estimated to have been deported from Latvia, Lithuania and Estonia in 1940-1953; 1953 East Germany; 1956 Hungary; 1968 Czechoslovakia; 1979 Afghanistan.
Russian Troops invade Georgia

Putin’s KGB mentality is the same old Russian habit of imposing themselves on their neighbours rather than living as a neighbour should. Britain and France had the same mentality in their imperial days, and Germany attempted this failed policy during WWII. Muslim fanatics are striving to use it to force their will on others because they know no other way of proselytising. In this, the Chechen fanatics have the same thinking as the Kremlin, and until proper democracy reaches Russia, the new “tsars” like Putin and Medvedev are destined to repeat the mistakes of their Kremlin predecessors.

After the collapse of the USSR the KGB encouraged shit-stirring by Russians living among their neighbours. By the end of the Abkhazian fighting in December 1993, the whole Georgian population of Abkhazia—over 250.000—was ethnically cleansed by the Russians, leaving the self-proclaimed "independent state" in the hands of barely 50.000 Muslim Abkhazians and several thousands of Russian “peacekeeping” troops. The simple reason for Russia’s intervention was because it WANTED to secure Abkhazia’s coastal region for Russia, having lost the Crimean coast. Look at the map. It was a land grab by the Kremlin.
Allow the Russians to attack Georgia with impunity and the whole of Eastern Europe begins to resemble pre WWII Europe when the powers then mistakenly appeased Nazi Germany. NATO should have embraced Georgia and Ukraine the way it did with Lithuania, Latvia, and Estonia. Putting a stop to Russia’s grandiose expansion schemes is vital to European security. Take note Organisation for Security and Cooperation in Europe.

The innocent Georgians suffer

“Sieg Heil” Medvedev invades Georgia

Monday, 4 August 2008

Barack bloody HUSSEIN Obama

This seems to be more vitriol coming from my carer--better out than in, I suppose.How stupid is the American public? The spin doctors are trying to sell Obama as a latter day ‘Kennedy’ and so they send him on the ‘Kennedy style’ compulsory European tour in Kennedy’s footsteps, ignoring the inconvenient fact that times have CHANGED. Kennedy broke the Protestant mould by being Catholic. Kennedy was in a surrounded Berlin to bolster the Berliners—what the hell was Obama doing there on a stage?
Obama’s spin merchants keep pushing that Obama stands for CHANGE—what kind of STUPID policy is that? Well lets see….if something is white, Obama will paint it black. If something is up, Obama will put it down. If something is right, Obama will swing it to the left….etc. Is that what America wants from it next President? Oh by the way—has nobody noticed the HUSSEIN portion of his name?The American Muslims claim him as theirs.
“My Name is African Swahili”—Well NO it isn't. The first two names are all Arabic. Barack comes from ‘Baraka’ meaning ‘blessed’. Hussein is from Arabic Hasuna meaning “beautiful”, whereas Obama means “crooked” in Luo, not Swahili.

Obama has lied about his name )above), Cleaning his act up.
About his birth (Selma was in 1965; parents met in 1960 while both were attending the University of Hawaii at Manoa), his religion (brought up as a Muslim), his professional qualifications (Senior Lecturer NOT Professor)—but what he has not lied about is his desire to foster change upon an ignorant American public. HIS change will be to implement POLITICAL CORRECTNESS PLUS. Obama was a rights, race and gender Law Lecturer and that is the substance of his CHANGE. The white population will be marginalised to accommodate blacks, Latinos, sodomites, dykes, Muslims, and all the other left wing garbage that makes up the prissy wing of the Democratic Party of America (with apologies to non Dem Latinos). This is where the Kennedy Clan gets in by the back door, wrecking the US in vengeance for the assassinations.

Obama is Allah sent for the blacks but a curse for the whites of America. The world is still a tribal society and this election is a struggle of the two tribes from Europe and Africa (take note Latinos). Next time you’re looking in a mirror—ask which side your mirror image should be on—sod the brainwashing and lumpenproletariat dogma—think for yourself. Both black and white.

Sunday, 13 July 2008

Sodomite Bishop's anti-Christian morality

Being a simple cat I don't always follow what my carer is on about but here it is anyway.

Sodomite Gene Robinson, the newly created Bishop of New Hampshire, will be preaching at St Mary's Church in Putney, west London on Sunday 13/7/08, and in the process, giving those in the UK foolish enough to listen, his permissive version of morality and ethics whilst adding to the split in the Anglican Church with his anti-Christian crappy dogma. The consequence of his self indulgent exhibitionist behaviour will be to help the spread of Islam. What’s next? Sticking a penis in someone’s ear and calling that sex?

Tuesday, 1 July 2008

Our Self Destructive Instant Gratification Society

A thought for the day from my carer.
Our selfish destructive personal interrelationships, where couples don’t last for more than a year before their immaturity and self-centredness fracture ill forged bonds, is dooming Europeans to a similar fate as the Neanderthals. ‘Me,’ ‘Me,’ ‘Me,’ ends up in acrimony, mutual accusations, and alimony, leaving any children invariably without a father paradigm. The blame lies squarely with the current PARENTING STYLES—which is customarily PERMISSIVE.

Permissive Style of Parenting: This is a style where there are few rules laid down, and any rules set are usually not consistently enforced. The parents don't want to be tied down to routines. They want their children to feel free. They do not set clear boundaries or expectations for their children's behaviour and are over indulgent, so the children have no idea of self-discipline or how to behave in society. To add to the problem, society has become equally permissive, producing the current result.

Thus, we have a 16-year-old kid partying in a pub at 2 am in the morning ending up in a knife fight. What was a 16-year-old doing in a PUB? Why was he out at 2 am? Where were the parents? What the hell were thinking, letting this 16-year-old out that late at night?They were being PERMISSIVE, and they paid the high price for their permissivness.

Everything now tends to be instant gratification and junk food—the ‘I want it now’ lunacy. Education is stacked with permissive teachers, the junk Government buckles to all sorts of minority campaigns. Society as a whole has come out of this 60’s, 70’s, 80’s, and 90’s lefty permissiveness completely unable to cope with relationships or bring up children. Dysfunctional parents produce dysfunctional children who then produce NO children and the population tumbles. This is the future for Europe with the current trend.If Government was less self-centred and actually guided society, and NOT towards some socialist dogma crap, but actually took a lead in promoting an Authoritative Parenting Style, where children learn to be responsible for themselves and to think about the consequences of their behaviour, where boundaries are imposed and positively supervised, there could be some hope. With the Teaching profession, we need to start again. Unfortunately, MP’s are to busy fiddling their expenses to do what they were elected to do—that is GOVERN those who elected them to do just that.

How Governments nurture their societies, how parents nurture their progeny, reflects on the countries health. The future of a country is its children—more to the point—the children are your life-after-death, not some religious paradise fantasy. Children are the sole reason for any human’s life, not some religious drivel. Every animal knows this instinctively—yet we humans often rationalise ourselves out of this fundamental knowledge. To the blind, CAREERS are more important than children. Come on folks—wake up!

Tuesday, 17 June 2008

Somalia—Can’t Eat Guns Heh?

My carer blows his top at the mention of 'NGO' and here's why.
Mark Bowden, the UN's humanitarian co-ordinator for the Somalia region, speaking in Nairobi, has warned the food crisis was dramatically worsening in Somalia. The number of people there in need of emergency food aid is likely to rise to about 3.5m in the coming months. After years of Jihad Holy War—mass starvation seems to be the result.Strange? The Warlords seem to be well fed and fat. They seem to be able to afford guns, bullets, rocket propelled grenades, heavy machine guns, artillery, and even missiles. Doesn’t leave much for food, heh? Never mind, the UN comes to the rescue—and has chosen to do the logistics supplies for the Warlords, enabling the war to continue.Every army or armed grouping requires logistics—ammunition, weapons, food, water—normally this dictates their ability to fight. Run out of any of those and the fight is lost. Well, that used to be the case. Now, a cry for help to a few well placed civilians in the UN and an NGO will appear, ready to supply your needs. Food supplied from the CAP food mountains, paid for by donations, then sold by the Warlords and combatants in exchange for more weapons and ammunition.

In the past, the lack of food caused starvation and was one of the prime reasons a war ended. With the new NGO setup, these ‘do-gooders’ act as quartermasters to the combatants allowing them to spend any money they have on arms. A conflict left without NGOs soon looses its impetus.

There’s Political Correctness in action for you. Humanitarian Relief is a Huge Business. The way of the new liberal world. Sudan and Somalia are the saddest examples of protracted wars fed by Humanitarian Aid. People began to starve and so couldn’t fight. Never mind, Sudan was soon flooded with so-called “Humanitarian Aid,” hyped by the selfish crap musician, Bob Geldof, pruning and prancing about on the world stage, encouraged by that wannabe pop musician, Tony Blair. Sudan 1985—2008, through famine and onto Darfur. All it did was to fuel Islamofascism. Al-Turabi personally invited Osama bin Laden and his Al Qaeda mob to Sudan enabling bin Dustbin to move to Sudan in 1991. Result—The Darfur Catastrophe. Wars that would have petered out, have become protracted with all the free aid coming in from the 40 NGO Aid Agencies working in Somalia.

Monday, 2 June 2008

Immigration—Economic Benefits or Social Chaos

Why do Governments think that ‘Economic Benefits’ override ‘Societal Benefits’ so that Big Business can run roughshod over Society and make outrageous mendacious ‘benefits’ claims that clearly don’t stand up to open scrutiny. Even illegal migrants are acceptable to Big Business although it causes chaos within normal society, and by implication, holds the Government to ransom with its fallacious claims. Immigration is the only time in history that the ‘left’ gets into bed with ‘big business’ and makes common cause with their arch enemy.
The mantra I’ve been sold for a long time is that “what’s good for the economy is good for society as a whole.” WELL, NO, MATE, NOT IN THIS CASE! The cost to society is hooliganism, housing shortage, educational chaos, and an almost bankrupt welfare system. Gangsters from Kurdistan, terrorists from Somalia and Pakistan, Egyptian and Jordanian Islamic fascists are on Housing Benefits in council housing and living off Social Security. Yet still the Immigration Police take the weekends off—ever relaxed with a mañana attitude. WHEN IS THIS GOING TO STOP?

Sunday, 1 June 2008

The Drunken Hooligans of Britain

The level of UK Government incompetence is astounding and shocking—and the MP’s don’t even comprehend that it reflects upon them directly. It was under Blair and Brown that they relaxed the drinking laws using spurious excuses of a European example. They saw their tobacco taxes intake diminishing after the smoking ban and so immorally, they were going to make it up with more booze tax money. Using the internet, we now have RBS banker hooligans throwing binge parties on the Underground—or did he get the idea from the drinks industry? Meet the party ORGANISER Alexandre Graham, 26 who works for RBS as a banker and who caused the scenes below because his lefty friend lost her job when the new Mayor was elected.

The Governments aim was cynically and plainly obvious to make money from booze—but it was depraved and dishonest. Unlike the hooligan revellers above who are simply depraved. The CoE has no morality nor does the Government, so where is morality to come from for the young of Britain? The social system is falling apart while the Government dithers. The answer to the current knife crime epidemic has the PM Gordon dozy Brown following his wife’s PR methods and hurriedly putting out an ‘advertising’ campaign. It would be funny if it weren’t so criminally sad. Parliament is stacked full with self-servers who have little or no interest in the common good. The education system is at its wits end. One million illegal immigrants and the Police is bogged down with Health and Safety concerns. How will all this incompetence end? I fear badly. Probably with Muslims taking over Britain.

Friday, 30 May 2008

Brythonic Arch Druid—Rowan Williams

A thought for this month from my carer.

This is the man in charge of the Church of England. Archbishop of Canterbury, Rowan Williams—a Welsh Druid from 'the Gorsedd of Bards', a historic order of Druids with pagan roots.

He support priestesses, women for bishops, and gay priests and is clearly pro-homosexual. What does the Christian Bible say about homosexual activity? Romans 1:23-27— “...they...exchanged the glory of the immortal God for the likeness of an image of mortal man...Therefore, God handed them over to degrading passions. Their females exchanged natural relations for unnatural, and the males likewise gave up natural relations with females..." and 1 Corinthians 6:9-10—"...neither fornicators nor idolaters nor adulterers nor boy prostitutes nor sodomites...will inherit the kingdom of God." Thus, the result is not surprisingly, empty churches and a declining congregation. Who wants to listen to priestesses and sodomites reading out lessons on morality? The lunatics have taken over the asylum. This same malodorous Druidic Archbishop of Canterbury has insisted that politicians must not interfere “with a Muslim woman’s right to wear the veil in public,” going against 2 Corinthians 6:14 - "Do not be bound together with unbelievers" – which clearly means nothing to this loony Druid—or Isaiah 42:8): "I am the LORD, that is My name; I will not give My glory to another, Nor My praise to graven images." For the latter read Islam. Thus, Williams is more likely to quote Wittgenstein than the bible—a thoroughly deluded modern Christian. How can you be clever and stupid at the same time? Ask an expert—Rowan Williams.

The Morally debauched General Synod elected this Druid as its leader. It is currently bursting with liberalism and an 'anything goes' attitude that is ripening to destroy this bankrupt Church of England. Remember, this is the Church that came into existence because the King wanted to divorce his wife and marry another woman. A really sound reason for the existence of a church in the first place?
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