If the Moon falls out of the sky, we’ll implement 

         Phase Three of the sanctions on Putin.

If the Moon is made of cheese, we’ll implement 

         Phase Three of the sanctions on Putin.

If pigs learn how to fly, we’ll implement 

         Phase Three of the sanctions on Putin.

If cows learn how to fly, we’ll implement 

         Phase Three of the sanctions on Putin.

If aliens built the pyramids, we’ll implement  

         Phase Three of the sanctions on Putin.

If Putin learns what TRUTH is, we’ll implement 

         Phase Three of the sanctions on Putin.

BUT

If a cow jumps over the Moon and a BIG cow pat lands on Moscow, drowning it, we’ll pardon Putin, maybe.

Russian Terrorists Bring down Malysian Flight MH17

Doesn’t Putin’s and Lavrov’s apportioning of blame over Flight MH17 sound like the ravings of Stalin’s denunciation over the infamous Katyn massacre, where Stalin and his henchmen blamed the Nazi SS for the massacre rather than the true culprit, his own NKVD. 

Putin later admitted his KGB/NKVD were to blame for Katyn although it choked him to do so. 

FSB=KGB=NKVD

How long is it going to take this time 

before Russia admits that its 

own terrorists brought down 

Flight MH17?