Sunday, 31 August 2014


European Union (EU) leaders decided early Sunday 31/8/14, to give Russia one week to de-escalate the Ukraine crisis, otherwise the bloc would impose tougher sanctions on Moscow, European Council President Herman Van Rompuy told a news conference after a special summit in Brussels. According to a draft statement from the summit, the EU leaders were set to ask the European Commission and the EU's diplomatic service "to urgently undertake preparatory work" on further sanctions that could be implemented if necessary.


Friday, 29 August 2014



Никогда мы не будем братьями

Никогда мы не будем братьями
ни по родине, ни по матери.
Духа нет у вас быть свободными –
нам не стать с вами даже сводными.

Вы себя окрестили “старшими” -
нам бы младшими, да не вашими.
Вас так много, а, жаль, безликие.
Вы огромные, мы – великие.

А вы жмете… вы всё маетесь,
своей завистью вы подавитесь.
Воля - слово вам незнакомое,
вы все с детства в цепи закованы.

У вас дома “молчанье – золото”,
а у нас жгут коктейли Молотова,
да, у нас в сердце кровь горячая,
что ж вы нам за “родня” незрячая?

А у нас всех глаза бесстрашные,
без оружия мы опасные.
Повзрослели и стали смелыми
все у снайперов под прицелами.

Нас каты на колени ставили –
мы восстали и всё исправили.
И зря прячутся крысы, молятся –
они кровью своей умоются.

Вам шлют новые указания –
а у нас тут огни восстания.
У вас Царь, у нас - Демократия.
Никогда мы не будем братьями.

Анастасия Дмитрук, 2014 год


We will never be brothers,
Neither by Fatherland, nor by mother.
You don’t have the spirit to be free,
You and us cannot be…even allies.

You’ve proclaimed yourself to be senior,
We may be younger…, but we’re not yours.
You are many but, what a pity, all so faceless,
You are big…, We are grand.

You keep pressing us, you keep drudging,
You will choke on your own envy.
Will—that word is unknown to you,
Ever since your childhood, you’ve been in chains.

At your place, “silence is golden,”
At ours, Molotov cocktails are burning.
Yes, the blood in our hearts is hot,
What are you to us? Blind “kinsfolk?

Our eyes are fearless,
Unarmed we are still dangerous.
We have matured and become bold,
At the gunpoint of a sniper.

Executioners knocked us down on our knees,
But we have risen up and got even.
The rats aren’t running to hide for nothing,
They will bathe in their own blood.

You keep getting new orders,
We have flames of revolution burning here.
You have Tsar, we have Democracy,

We will never be brothers!


To the Fascist KGB Dictator-PUTIN!





Thursday, 28 August 2014

Cynical Russian Mistakes


Canada mocked Russia’s assertions that their paratroopers crossed the border by mistake by releasing this map. The biggest mistake Russia made, was not in crossing the Ukrainian border, but in letting Putin gain power and create a KGB state. 

The mantle of the last ‘dictator in Europe’ moves from Lukashenko to Putin, since part of Russia is also in Europe. 

By publishing the map, Canada is offering Russia’s elite paratroopers a lesson in geography. It might be useful to teach them map reading lessons as well. Clearly they’re a bunch of lamebrains to make such an elementary mistake. 

It would also seem that Russian troops make this elementary mistake quite often in other countries. Abkhazia comes to mind, so does Moldova and their squatters Dniestria, South Ossetia, and many others.




Monday, 4 August 2014


The conflict in eastern Ukraine has a surrealist, absurdist air to it. Weapons and terrorist fighters - colloquially known as “little green men” - appear seemingly from nowhere (as they did in Crimea), and yet from a well-known source: Russia. Government buildings are occupied. Strange, pseudo-official stamps are issued. The fighters battling the administration in Kyiv use WWII Communist rhetoric throwing the meaningless moniker “fascist” at all who oppose them; they make reference to obscure geographical concepts that were thought to have died with the Russian empire, and attempt to impose a Zhirinovsky/KGB doctrine on another sovereign country.

This is for Putin the dickhead
"You're wasting your time. You can't have the Ukraine. It's joining the European civilization, and turning its back on your Asiatic Mongol confederation." 


Why Merkel is SOFT on Russia sanctions


Wednesday, 23 July 2014


If the Moon falls out of the sky, we’ll implement 
         Phase Three of the sanctions on Putin.
If the Moon is made of cheese, we’ll implement 
         Phase Three of the sanctions on Putin.
If pigs learn how to fly, we’ll implement 
         Phase Three of the sanctions on Putin.
If cows learn how to fly, we’ll implement 
         Phase Three of the sanctions on Putin.
If aliens built the pyramids, we’ll implement  
         Phase Three of the sanctions on Putin.
If Putin learns what TRUTH is, we’ll implement 
         Phase Three of the sanctions on Putin.

BUT


If a cow jumps over the Moon and a BIG cow pat lands on Moscow, drowning it, we’ll pardon Putin, maybe.



Saturday, 19 July 2014

Russian Terrorists Bring down Malysian Flight MH17


Doesn’t Putin’s and Lavrov’s apportioning of blame over Flight MH17 sound like the ravings of Stalin’s denunciation over the infamous Katyn massacre, where Stalin and his henchmen blamed the Nazi SS for the massacre rather than the true culprit, his own NKVD. 

Putin later admitted his KGB/NKVD were to blame for Katyn although it choked him to do so. 

FSB=KGB=NKVD

How long is it going to take this time 
before Russia admits that its 
own terrorists brought down 
Flight MH17?


Wednesday, 18 June 2014


So why are Ukrainians calling Putin a DICKHEAD?

Could it be for the 360 years of Russian occupation of lands that don't belong to them?
Ever since the Treaty of Pereyaslav of 1654 the Russian parasite has parked in the Ukraine, robbing, stealing and parking their rotten Russian migrants as a future lever. Russification, serfdom, and Holodomor were just a few of the consequences of that foul Treaty. In 1954 on the 300 anniversary of that stinking Treaty, the Soviets put out a whole batch of propaganda insisting Russia and Ukraine are forever together in a Russified unity where Ukraine entirely disappears as a country with its own language and separate history.

Could it be for stealing Ukrainian history and calling it Russia's history?
Rus was the name used for Ukraine until the Moscovites grabbed it for themselves calling themselves Rus-sians. Then they stole the Orthodox Metropolitanate and moved it from Kyiv to Moscow. They even stole Knyaz Vladimir II Monomakh for themselves and have tried to Russify him. Silly Russian cartoons keep appearing of him as if he were something to do with Moscovy. The ravages and crimes committed against the Ukrainian people by Russia are legions

Could it be for grabbing other people’s property such as Estonia, Latvia, and Lithuania, Konigsberg, Abkhazia, South Ossetia, Karelia and Moldova, Belarus, as if Russia had any right to these lands?

They don’t—this miserable rabble of Mongoloid WARMONGERS are an uncivilised bunch of megalomaniacs who actually do need locking behind an Iron Curtain for the sake of their neighbour's protection.

So, is it any wonder Putin is called a DICKHEAD?





Tuesday, 27 May 2014

His Dream---Our Nightmare


Putin, "I have a dream!"

Europe, "We have a nightmare!"


Monday, 12 May 2014

Adolf Putin Wants MORE!


Communist rhetoric, 
gangster oligarchs, 
twisted propaganda, 
self promoting narcissistic President, 
mass corruption, 
deceitful communist type elections,
ignorance of democratic values,
looming poverty.

Are Russians happy living
up their own arses?

Just thought I'd ask.



Sunday, 11 May 2014

Ineffective Sanctions

Adolf Putin sneering
 at Obama’s and Merkel’s pathetic sanctions
*
Here come my Storm Troopers
Donetsk, Luhansk, Transnistria 


And if Russia invades eastern Ukraine
Obama promises 
to wag his finger at Putin 
and Merkel will 
stamp her foot…..hard!

That'll put a stop to Adolf Putin’s aggressive actions…..or will it?



Sunday, 4 May 2014

Saturday, 3 May 2014

Moscow's Terrorists in Ukraine


Putin's Bandits


Finally 
Ukrainian troops bag those responsible for using Stinger missiles to down their helicopters.

Tuesday, 29 April 2014

Russian Savages always trying to steal other people's lands


Don't deal with thieves!

Patton was right when he called Russians Mongolian Savages.

Thursday, 10 April 2014

Russia


Putin can shovel his propaganda shit at his own population, who are too stupid and too downtrodden to know any better, but it won’t wash with the rest of Europe, who know what Russia is like.

They still remember Berlin 1953, Hungary 1956, Prague 1968, Afghanistan 1979, Poland 1981, Abkhazia 1992, Georgia 2008, Ukraine 2014.

The Kremlin has always been controlled by lunatic thugs who live in an imperial fantasy. They’ve always threatened their neighbours. Not once have they ever tried living in peace with the countries surrounding them.

They fought with the Chinese in 1969 on the Amur, sent nuclear missiles to Cuba 1962. This is not counting the pact with Hitler where the Russians invaded the independent Baltic countries, began a winter war with Finland, annexed Bessarabia and Bukovina in 1940, and partitioned Poland. Hitler’s Reich and Russia’s USSR was one and the same animal, the same barbarian mentality. The Soviet Army sat in all the Eastern European countries until 1991. Nobody has forgotten this dirty army which contaminated everywhere it went.

This is the USSR that Putin wants to revive and his stone heart is full of ache for. There is only one language the Russians understand—that is the language of a kick in the crutch or a bullet to the brain.

There should be standing orders issued for NATO troops to deploy in strength all along the Russian border with orders to march on, and take Moscow, should Russia ever cross its own borders into another country ever again. Putin—you’re a sick man—beyond the help of Psychiatry.

Lock him up in a secure facility 
and throw away the key!

Slava Ukrainiy!



Monday, 7 April 2014

Religion


Religion tells you what you can and cannot eat.
It tells you how to mutilate your children’s genitals.
And like any good conman, it demands that you trust and have faith in its pronouncements. Religion insists you give them money and devotion, in return for their priest’s absolution—on behalf of an unseen god.
Proof?
NO!
Faith! YES!

With the money they aggrandise themselves and build Vaticans, Meccas, Golden Temples in Amritsar, huge Buddhas, Angkor Wats, impressive Taoist temples on mountain tops, Shinto shrines to mass murderers, huge Hindu Temples, ever bigger Mosques to awe inspire the gullible with concrete and stone devils…..since that is the only concrete evidence they’ll ever have of their faith and trust in the Monks, Rabbis, Imams and Priests.

Those sponging priests living off of religions are those that preach most vociferously on behalf of themselves and the unseen phantom gods they profess to serve. Through their mouths the people are told what the gods wish, what the people must do to appease the gods. From the omnipotent Popes come the papal bulls…as if they are the words of god himself. From the Fatwas come the edicts for life and death. From the obsidian knives of the priests of Huitzilopochtli came the torn out hearts of the Aztec prisoners so that the Sun would rise the next day.

From Ra to Ishtar, from Zeus to Mithras. From Baal to Jehovah, from Buddha to Dalai Lama. From Virachocha to Quetzalcoatl, from Odin to Perun. From Dagda to Kali. All of the priests who have ever made themselves comfortable in the bosom of religion demand that the ordinary people believe……….or else.

Rabbis, Priests, Imams all get very angry if a person questions their pronouncements, their contradictory stories of the longevity of the Jewish prophets, of the weird and strange story of the Catholic Trinity, of Mohamed’s one night flight to Jerusalem. God forbid anyone should question the Allah nonsense, which prompts every Muslim knife to come out with the shout of, ‘Blasphemy, cut off his head!’ And until recently, the Vatican was the same. Because of the nonsense that is FAITH, no sensible discussion can ever be entertained with religion.

‘Give me a child and I’ll give you the brainwashed Catholic….Muslim….Hindu…Buddhist!’

Here we are, almost ready to colonize Mars…and humans are just as superstitious as if we’d only just stepped out of our caves. And if some of us have abandoned those phantom gods…then we simply find NEW gods to worship. All we have done is changed their names. We now call them Trotsky, Marx, Climate Change, Human Rights, Political Correctness, Gay Rights, Equality, Liberty, or some such human CONSTRUCT.

The Earth is our gigantic nursery where we humans play with our constructed toys whilst we grow up.

Is this what we propose to take out into the Solar System with us? Will we take out our Priests, our Rabbis, our Imams, and peddle our phantoms to any extra-terrestrials we come across?

I’m sure the Priests, the Rabbis, the Imams hope so.



Friday, 4 April 2014

Without Words


Monday, 31 March 2014



Ukraine not allowed to join EU or NATO—who the hell is this KGB Putin to dictate to sovereign Ukraine what allegiances and alliances it can form or not? Go play with your Ju-Jitsu!

Ukraine must enact a federal constitution so Russia can stir up trouble and do what it did in Crimea—first the Russians park Russians on foreign soil, then they insist they protect them with force of arms—Estonia, Latvia, Konigsberg, Transnistria, Abkhazia, Georgia, Crimea—send the Russians back to Russia! Plenty of room in Siberia.

Ukraine to enact bilingual law making Russian equal to Ukrainian language in Ukraine—so it presumes that Russia is willing to do the same, make Russia bilingual in Ukrainian and Russian-there's enough Ukrainians in Siberia to warrant that, thanks to Stalin.

Ukraine to force people to hand in arms so they can’t defend themselves against Russians—more dictates as to what happens in a sovereign country. Why not tell the US government to force their own population to hand in all the arms in private hands?

Ukraine to acknowledge Russian annexation of Crimea—when hell freezes over that might be considered, but maybe not.


Come on Moscow—get real
Join the 21st Century

Colonies are History!



Tuesday, 25 March 2014

A Thought For Putin


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