Wednesday, 23 July 2014


If the Moon falls out of the sky, we’ll implement 
         Phase Three of the sanctions on Putin.
If the Moon is made of cheese, we’ll implement 
         Phase Three of the sanctions on Putin.
If pigs learn how to fly, we’ll implement 
         Phase Three of the sanctions on Putin.
If cows learn how to fly, we’ll implement 
         Phase Three of the sanctions on Putin.
If aliens built the pyramids, we’ll implement  
         Phase Three of the sanctions on Putin.
If Putin learns what TRUTH is, we’ll implement 
         Phase Three of the sanctions on Putin.

BUT


If a cow jumps over the Moon and a BIG cow pat lands on Moscow, drowning it, we’ll pardon Putin, maybe.



Saturday, 19 July 2014

Russian Terrorists Bring down Malysian Flight MH17


Doesn’t Putin’s and Lavrov’s apportioning of blame over Flight MH17 sound like the ravings of Stalin’s denunciation over the infamous Katyn massacre, where Stalin and his henchmen blamed the Nazi SS for the massacre rather than the true culprit, his own NKVD. 

Putin later admitted his KGB/NKVD were to blame for Katyn although it choked him to do so. 

FSB=KGB=NKVD

How long is it going to take this time 
before Russia admits that its 
own terrorists brought down 
Flight MH17?


Wednesday, 18 June 2014


So why are Ukrainians calling Putin a DICKHEAD?

Could it be for the 360 years of Russian occupation of lands that don't belong to them?
Ever since the Treaty of Pereyaslav of 1654 the Russian parasite has parked in the Ukraine, robbing, stealing and parking their rotten Russian migrants as a future lever. Russification, serfdom, and Holodomor were just a few of the consequences of that foul Treaty. In 1954 on the 300 anniversary of that stinking Treaty, the Soviets put out a whole batch of propaganda insisting Russia and Ukraine are forever together in a Russified unity where Ukraine entirely disappears as a country with its own language and separate history.

Could it be for stealing Ukrainian history and calling it Russia's history?
Rus was the name used for Ukraine until the Moscovites grabbed it for themselves calling themselves Rus-sians. Then they stole the Orthodox Metropolitanate and moved it from Kyiv to Moscow. They even stole Knyaz Vladimir II Monomakh for themselves and have tried to Russify him. Silly Russian cartoons keep appearing of him as if he were something to do with Moscovy. The ravages and crimes committed against the Ukrainian people by Russia are legions

Could it be for grabbing other people’s property such as Estonia, Latvia, and Lithuania, Konigsberg, Abkhazia, South Ossetia, Karelia and Moldova, Belarus, as if Russia had any right to these lands?

They don’t—this miserable rabble of Mongoloid WARMONGERS are an uncivilised bunch of megalomaniacs who actually do need locking behind an Iron Curtain for the sake of their neighbour's protection.

So, is it any wonder Putin is called a DICKHEAD?





Tuesday, 27 May 2014

His Dream---Our Nightmare


Putin, "I have a dream!"

Europe, "We have a nightmare!"


Monday, 12 May 2014

Adolf Putin Wants MORE!


Communist rhetoric, 
gangster oligarchs, 
twisted propaganda, 
self promoting narcissistic President, 
mass corruption, 
deceitful communist type elections,
ignorance of democratic values,
looming poverty.

Are Russians happy living
up their own arses?

Just thought I'd ask.



Sunday, 11 May 2014

Ineffective Sanctions

Adolf Putin sneering
 at Obama’s and Merkel’s pathetic sanctions
*
Here come my Storm Troopers
Donetsk, Luhansk, Transnistria 


And if Russia invades eastern Ukraine
Obama promises 
to wag his finger at Putin 
and Merkel will 
stamp her foot…..hard!

That'll put a stop to Adolf Putin’s aggressive actions…..or will it?



Sunday, 4 May 2014

Saturday, 3 May 2014

Moscow's Terrorists in Ukraine


Putin's Bandits


Finally 
Ukrainian troops bag those responsible for using Stinger missiles to down their helicopters.

Tuesday, 29 April 2014

Russian Savages always trying to steal other people's lands


Don't deal with thieves!

Patton was right when he called Russians Mongolian Savages.

Thursday, 10 April 2014

Russia


Putin can shovel his propaganda shit at his own population, who are too stupid and too downtrodden to know any better, but it won’t wash with the rest of Europe, who know what Russia is like.

They still remember Berlin 1953, Hungary 1956, Prague 1968, Afghanistan 1979, Poland 1981, Abkhazia 1992, Georgia 2008, Ukraine 2014.

The Kremlin has always been controlled by lunatic thugs who live in an imperial fantasy. They’ve always threatened their neighbours. Not once have they ever tried living in peace with the countries surrounding them.

They fought with the Chinese in 1969 on the Amur, sent nuclear missiles to Cuba 1962. This is not counting the pact with Hitler where the Russians invaded the independent Baltic countries, began a winter war with Finland, annexed Bessarabia and Bukovina in 1940, and partitioned Poland. Hitler’s Reich and Russia’s USSR was one and the same animal, the same barbarian mentality. The Soviet Army sat in all the Eastern European countries until 1991. Nobody has forgotten this dirty army which contaminated everywhere it went.

This is the USSR that Putin wants to revive and his stone heart is full of ache for. There is only one language the Russians understand—that is the language of a kick in the crutch or a bullet to the brain.

There should be standing orders issued for NATO troops to deploy in strength all along the Russian border with orders to march on, and take Moscow, should Russia ever cross its own borders into another country ever again. Putin—you’re a sick man—beyond the help of Psychiatry.

Lock him up in a secure facility 
and throw away the key!

Slava Ukrainiy!



Monday, 7 April 2014

Religion


Religion tells you what you can and cannot eat.
It tells you how to mutilate your children’s genitals.
And like any good conman, it demands that you trust and have faith in its pronouncements. Religion insists you give them money and devotion, in return for their priest’s absolution—on behalf of an unseen god.
Proof?
NO!
Faith! YES!

With the money they aggrandise themselves and build Vaticans, Meccas, Golden Temples in Amritsar, huge Buddhas, Angkor Wats, impressive Taoist temples on mountain tops, Shinto shrines to mass murderers, huge Hindu Temples, ever bigger Mosques to awe inspire the gullible with concrete and stone devils…..since that is the only concrete evidence they’ll ever have of their faith and trust in the Monks, Rabbis, Imams and Priests.

Those sponging priests living off of religions are those that preach most vociferously on behalf of themselves and the unseen phantom gods they profess to serve. Through their mouths the people are told what the gods wish, what the people must do to appease the gods. From the omnipotent Popes come the papal bulls…as if they are the words of god himself. From the Fatwas come the edicts for life and death. From the obsidian knives of the priests of Huitzilopochtli came the torn out hearts of the Aztec prisoners so that the Sun would rise the next day.

From Ra to Ishtar, from Zeus to Mithras. From Baal to Jehovah, from Buddha to Dalai Lama. From Virachocha to Quetzalcoatl, from Odin to Perun. From Dagda to Kali. All of the priests who have ever made themselves comfortable in the bosom of religion demand that the ordinary people believe……….or else.

Rabbis, Priests, Imams all get very angry if a person questions their pronouncements, their contradictory stories of the longevity of the Jewish prophets, of the weird and strange story of the Catholic Trinity, of Mohamed’s one night flight to Jerusalem. God forbid anyone should question the Allah nonsense, which prompts every Muslim knife to come out with the shout of, ‘Blasphemy, cut off his head!’ And until recently, the Vatican was the same. Because of the nonsense that is FAITH, no sensible discussion can ever be entertained with religion.

‘Give me a child and I’ll give you the brainwashed Catholic….Muslim….Hindu…Buddhist!’

Here we are, almost ready to colonize Mars…and humans are just as superstitious as if we’d only just stepped out of our caves. And if some of us have abandoned those phantom gods…then we simply find NEW gods to worship. All we have done is changed their names. We now call them Trotsky, Marx, Climate Change, Human Rights, Political Correctness, Gay Rights, Equality, Liberty, or some such human CONSTRUCT.

The Earth is our gigantic nursery where we humans play with our constructed toys whilst we grow up.

Is this what we propose to take out into the Solar System with us? Will we take out our Priests, our Rabbis, our Imams, and peddle our phantoms to any extra-terrestrials we come across?

I’m sure the Priests, the Rabbis, the Imams hope so.



Friday, 4 April 2014

Without Words


Monday, 31 March 2014



Ukraine not allowed to join EU or NATO—who the hell is this KGB Putin to dictate to sovereign Ukraine what allegiances and alliances it can form or not? Go play with your Ju-Jitsu!

Ukraine must enact a federal constitution so Russia can stir up trouble and do what it did in Crimea—first the Russians park Russians on foreign soil, then they insist they protect them with force of arms—Estonia, Latvia, Konigsberg, Transnistria, Abkhazia, Georgia, Crimea—send the Russians back to Russia! Plenty of room in Siberia.

Ukraine to enact bilingual law making Russian equal to Ukrainian language in Ukraine—so it presumes that Russia is willing to do the same, make Russia bilingual in Ukrainian and Russian-there's enough Ukrainians in Siberia to warrant that, thanks to Stalin.

Ukraine to force people to hand in arms so they can’t defend themselves against Russians—more dictates as to what happens in a sovereign country. Why not tell the US government to force their own population to hand in all the arms in private hands?

Ukraine to acknowledge Russian annexation of Crimea—when hell freezes over that might be considered, but maybe not.


Come on Moscow—get real
Join the 21st Century

Colonies are History!



Tuesday, 25 March 2014

A Thought For Putin


Monday, 24 March 2014

Without Words


Russia is full of KGB Thugs!












Tuesday, 18 March 2014


It’s 1939 all over again and the dozy politicians in the EU and US are doing it again—appeasing Putin for the sake of their rotten economics. When is Chamberlain-Borosso going to step of the plane and wave his silly paper in the air. “Peace in our time,” while the French continue with their Mistral deal, and the EU with their Northstream and Southstream Gazprom deals as if nothing is happening. Maybe we should have Gerhard Schröder in charge of negotiating with the Russians?


 “Pro-Russian politicians and activists in Moldova's breakaway Trans-Dniester region have asked the Russian parliament to draft a law that would allow their territory to join Russia. The region split from Moldova in a war in 1991-92, as the USSR was collapsing. The Trans-Dniestrian appeal comes as Moscow moves towards absorbing Crimea into the Russian Federation. Ethnic Russians dominate Trans-Dniester, with support from Moscow.”


The toothless sanctions imposed so far are tickling the Russians to death? Rogozin thinks they’ve been thought up by a kid—he’s laughing out loud at the pathetic impotent western politicians.

The USSR understood the Iron Curtain, and collapsed under those sanctions. The current nonsense is encouraging the thugs in Trans-Dniestria to repeat the Crimea fiasco.

WHAT’S TO STOP THEM?

Monday, 17 March 2014

Breaking News


Over 159% of Crimean’s voted to Anschluss with Russia. Those voting included Petrograd, the Kremlin and Vladivostok. (Inspired by the KGB voting system)

A particularly strong turnout came from Putin’s office, who voted 112% to join Crimea to Russia. Putin’s office also demanded that all of Ukraine join Russia and be absolved of not being Russian—a crime in Putin’s thinking. 

“We’re working on Poland and the Baltic states holding a similar referendum,” Putin was quoted as saying. “We’d really like for all of Europe to join Russia, the way Königsberg did after WWII, so that we can take a rest from all this Empire re-building. Pity about the USSR going like that. It’s awfully exhausting holding these types of referendums.” 

Of course the French builders of the Mistral class helicopter carrier sent a letter of congratulation to Putin on his success. After all, it might turn into more orders for the French warships. 

Business is business! 
To HELL with morality.



Saturday, 15 March 2014

Lavrov has a twisted sense of morality—no shame in all-out lying—then using the word ‘honesty’ dishonestly

Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov, following in the footsteps of Ribbentrop and Molotov, said in Moscow on March 8 that Russia is open to having an "honest (?), equal" dialogue with foreign states on the Russian made crisis in Ukraine, but he insisted that Moscow bears no responsibility for the situation. "They are trying to represent us as a participant in the conflict, which we are not,"  said Lavrov with a smirk. (How screwy can you get? With 20,000 Russian troops in bandit camouflage occupying Crimea?) "This conflict is of an inner-Ukrainian nature (really?), inspired from outside, and not by us (As if Azarov and Yanukovich aren’t Russian puppets instructed by the Kremlin to wreck Ukraine’s economy so that Putin could come in and offer his pathetic last moment $15bn rescue package?). The so-called interim government is not independent (you mean it is)—to our huge regret, it is dependent on the radical nationalists who seized power in an armed attack." (but Russian nationalists seizing power in Crimea is okay? Russian Nazi is fine—Ukrainian nationalists are bad—for Russia) Lavrov also criticized the government in Kyiv for allegedly barring Russian journalists from entering the country, saying it was an assault on freedom of information. (What the hell does Lavrov or Russia’s KGB inspired regime know about the freedom of information?) This is Lavrov and his old twisted communist propagandistic manner in the old 1984 style. Orwell would be proud of him.

Brainwashed by Communism, both Putin and Lavrov can’t abandon their upbringing—it came out in Georgia’s Abkhazia, in Moldova’s Transnistria, again in Georgia’s South Ossetia, and now in Ukraine’s Crimea. Russia thinks it can get away with a Crimea Anschluss. It’s almost ingrained in the Russian DNA—grab, grab, grab. The Tsarist Empire’s foreign policy was perpetuated by Russia’s Communists, and now by Putin’s nationalists. No wonder Zhirinovsky feels at home in Russia’s so-called parliament. The Cold War never ended—it simply went through an Inter-Cold War Period. Russia needs to be isolated from the civilized world to wake them up to what they should NOT be doing. Thugs need to be isolated!

Sunday, 9 March 2014

You gonna send these bandits in to rob a bank next? Cos that’s all they’re fit for!

As for Crimea’s election and referendum—you and your North Korean pals are holding their elections about the same time. Maybe you should combine them—and their results? Both would be just as democratic and legal.






Wednesday, 5 March 2014

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